{"product_id":"i-bury-it-deep-1","title":"I Bury It Deep Sweater","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where the cold season don’t make you polite — it just gives you heavier cotton so you can stay filthy from Halloween through Krismas without shivering off the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI Bury It Deep\u003c\/strong\u003e Forget the cute costume. You’re here to put it in the dirt and keep pumping till the hole’s a rumor. Mask on. Work in the dark. They can call it a slasher bit. You know damn well it’s a stroke count. You don’t tease it. You don’t leave it shallow. You bury it to the hilt and let the ground keep the secret. This sweatshirt is for the freak who treats “deeper” like a threat and a compliment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester (varies per color). Medium-heavy 8.25 oz\/yd² (280 g\/m²) 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face. Tight-knit, soft as sin, built for cold nights and worse intentions. Best in its class and under 5% shrinkage — it holds after you don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlattering Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fit crew neck that runs true to size. Double-needle topstitch on all seams so it survives the haunt, the afterparty, and the long filthy walk home. Warm. Stylish. Guilty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEthically Crafted\u003c\/strong\u003e Recycled polyester in the blend. Tight-knit construction that outlasts disposable Halloween junk. The joke’s a crime scene. The fabric isn’t cheap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin-Friendly Details\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away label. Nothing itching but the people reading your chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for You\u003c\/strong\u003e You’re the one who hears “bury it” and starts unbuckling. Horror slut. Dirt freak. The problem at the party who came to finish a job, not bob for apples.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWear the I Bury It Deep and put it so far down they feel it in their throat.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":67548488106029,"sku":"22081296248081310523","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":67548488138797,"sku":"17434547288615535211","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":67548488171565,"sku":"13782823002249898105","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":67548488204333,"sku":"77621095232874807804","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":67548488237101,"sku":"25474837097456462799","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":67548488269869,"sku":"20965802134968754837","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":67548488302637,"sku":"29432682959500434868","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":67548488335405,"sku":"69831367848404819568","price":28.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":67548488368173,"sku":"22746283160667338651","price":30.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":67548488400941,"sku":"12599639196370427605","price":30.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6327\/6589\/files\/grok-image-f08e3d35-e167-4713-b794-14432cca9906.jpg?v=1789818958","url":"https:\/\/highinthepines.com\/products\/i-bury-it-deep-1","provider":"high in the pines","version":"1.0","type":"link"}