{"product_id":"the-monk-who-still-wants-smoke","title":"The Monk Who Still Wants Smoke","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eNestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where the calm shatters and the rage finally gets its own halo, High in the Pines drops the \u003cstrong\u003eSplit Soul T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e—a brutal half-and-half that puts serene Buddha cheek-to-cheek with snarling oni, one side enlightened, the other side ready to burn it all down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSplit Soul T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e This must-have unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come—the face is cleaved clean down the middle: golden Buddha on the left, eyes closed in perfect peace, serene as fuck; raging red oni on the right, horns curled, fangs bared, eyes blazin’ with pure “try me” fury. This tee is for the ones who carry both sides—the quiet calm that hides the storm, the enlightenment that came wrapped in violence, and anyone who wants to wear “I’ve found peace and it still wants to fight” energy louder than a dropped plate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)), this lightweight, breathable fabric is ideal for heated sets, post-pump flexes, or layering with zero remorse. Fabric blends include: Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlattering Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEthically Crafted\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin-Friendly Details\u003c\/strong\u003e The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Blends\u003c\/strong\u003e Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for You\u003c\/strong\u003e Tailored for the ones who’ve sat in silence long enough to hear the roar inside, the ones who chase peace but keep the fight, and anyone who wants their shirt to scream “I’m half monk, half monster, all gains” without sayin’ a word. Whether you’re crushin’ sets in the gym, flexin’ post-pump, or just ownin’ the day with zero tolerance for fake calm, this soft, high-quality tee is your go-to for turnin’ heads, sparklin’ “what the hell is that?” stares, and remindin’ the world that some souls don’t choose sides—they own both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eWear the Split Soul T-Shirt and let your dual-natured legend status shine—because real peace comes with teeth, not just lotus petals.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44660242677805,"sku":"14107214665304256769","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44660242710573,"sku":"20889194502266647826","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ S","offer_id":44660242743341,"sku":"15500352434987929988","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44660242776109,"sku":"33966010524885926192","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44660242808877,"sku":"23526385390483844302","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ M","offer_id":44660242841645,"sku":"14292728488110347288","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44660242874413,"sku":"17805024374187406763","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44660242907181,"sku":"32251934950292467015","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ L","offer_id":44660242939949,"sku":"38239562754831287407","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44660242972717,"sku":"15980828847086286728","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44660243005485,"sku":"27380720544871081118","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44660243038253,"sku":"13347435337054327790","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44660243071021,"sku":"15854825020052537863","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44660243103789,"sku":"30626527311631203115","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44660243136557,"sku":"29997869020433686503","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44660243169325,"sku":"41432786798863179391","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44660243202093,"sku":"18716578858502602110","price":28.06,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":44660243234861,"sku":"16990289027972195172","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6327\/6589\/files\/cddbc83b-d741-4297-bed6-6e20336507af.jpg?v=1780331364","url":"https:\/\/highinthepines.com\/products\/the-monk-who-still-wants-smoke","provider":"high in the pines","version":"1.0","type":"link"}