{"product_id":"unisex-jersey-short-sleeve-tee","title":"Stuff the Bird","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eNestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where the bird gets stuffed, the mouths get busy, and “gobble” never meant what grandma thought it meant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStuff the Bird\u003c\/strong\u003e Sit down. Shut up. Open wide. Thanksgiving just turned into a cock-gobblin’ contact sport and the blessing ain’t surviving the first course. You didn’t come to hold hands and whisper thanks. You came to wreck the table, make the room choke on the joke, and watch polite people pretend they can’t read. Give thanks. Gobble hard. This shirt is for the filthy animal at dinner who came hungry and left nobody innocent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²) fabric that stays soft while you stay disgusting. Ash and Heather Prism colors run 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors hit 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather come in at 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Buttery cotton. Zero shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlattering Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e Retail fit that sits right while you ruin the holiday. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams that hold shape after the feast and the fallout. Classic crew neck, short sleeve, unisex cut — clean tee, filthy mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEthically Crafted\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella+Canvas. US and international. Humane. No-sweat-shop. Sustainable. Fair Labor Association. Platinum WRAP certified. The shirt’s a problem. The factory isn’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin-Friendly Details\u003c\/strong\u003e Tear-away label so nothing itches but the relatives. Sleeve prints and neck labels use DTF when fulfilled by OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for You\u003c\/strong\u003e You’re the reason the kids’ table keeps looking over. Dirty-joke cousin. Dinner-table weapon. The one who hears “let us pray” and already picked a worse use for a mouth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\"\u003eWear the Stuff the Bird and gobble like you mean it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":67543454351405,"sku":"24152408130507264813","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":67543454384173,"sku":"72015038027383004003","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":67543454416941,"sku":"25625484384439040333","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":67543454449709,"sku":"83721289209024767328","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":67543454482477,"sku":"50366079554794301006","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":67543454515245,"sku":"51281154962361924984","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6327\/6589\/files\/cock_gobblin.jpg?v=1789749870","url":"https:\/\/highinthepines.com\/products\/unisex-jersey-short-sleeve-tee","provider":"high in the pines","version":"1.0","type":"link"}