{"product_id":"useful-as-fuck","title":"Useful as Fuck","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eNestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where the wrench gets greasy, the jobs get ugly, and the nicknames stick harder than old oil, High in the Pines drops the \u003cstrong\u003eTOOLIE T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e—a big, bold wrench graphic that says “yeah, I’m the toolie… and I’m the one fixin’ your fuck-ups.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOOLIE T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e Own the label with the TOOLIE T-Shirt—a massive adjustable wrench front and center, jaws wide open like it’s ready to grip whatever (or whoever) needs tightenin’, while “TOOLIE” slams across the bottom in raw, no-excuses letters that hit like a socket to the nuts. This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee wraps pure, self-aware garage-rat energy in buttery-soft comfort, perfect for the shop floor where the grease never comes off, the bar where everyone’s half-drunk and full of shit, or just remindin’ the world that bein’ called a toolie ain’t an insult—it’s a fuckin’ compliment when you’re the one keepin’ everything runnin’.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e The Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlattering Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEthically Crafted\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin-Friendly Details\u003c\/strong\u003e The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Blends\u003c\/strong\u003e Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for You\u003c\/strong\u003e Tailored for the grease-stained legends who get called a toolie and wear it like a crown, the ones who fix what’s broken while everyone else complains, and anyone who wants their shirt to say “yeah I’m the toolie—now hand me the next problem” without sayin’ a word. Whether you’re wrenchin’ on the truck, flexin’ at the shop, or just ownin’ the day with zero fucks left for nicknames, this soft, high-quality tee is your go-to for turnin’ heads, sparklin’ knowing grins, and remindin’ the world that some toolies are built different.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eWear the TOOLIE T-Shirt and let your useful-as-fuck legend status shine—because bein’ a toolie ain’t an insult… it’s a fuckin’ skill set.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44653889814573,"sku":"11259950142339732249","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":44653889847341,"sku":"33080390918353577575","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ S","offer_id":44653889880109,"sku":"15515561324759984068","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44653889912877,"sku":"24736378615586228176","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":44653889945645,"sku":"84407255345454984551","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ M","offer_id":44653889978413,"sku":"86536225678506800890","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44653890011181,"sku":"29877525196009708493","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":44653890043949,"sku":"22368480421475159935","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ L","offer_id":44653890076717,"sku":"31374303538797605381","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44653890109485,"sku":"17328600961338216988","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":44653890142253,"sku":"78133475663737264558","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44653890175021,"sku":"93624507066696534581","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44653890207789,"sku":"52815384588531583397","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":44653890240557,"sku":"32935973320226613923","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44653890273325,"sku":"51620869435633642334","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44653890306093,"sku":"13479549435971748303","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":44653890338861,"sku":"92064267362005338331","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":44653890371629,"sku":"16636356947623260634","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6327\/6589\/files\/16435244410947997613_2048.jpg?v=1775839940","url":"https:\/\/highinthepines.com\/products\/useful-as-fuck","provider":"high in the pines","version":"1.0","type":"link"}