{"product_id":"zen-motherfucker","title":"Zen Motherfucker","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eNestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where the old calm got flipped the bird and enlightenment decided to show its middle finger, High in the Pines drops the \u003cstrong\u003eFuck Enlightenment T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e—a glowing, unapologetic Buddha giving the universe the finger while radiating pure “I’ve seen the void and it can suck it” energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFuck Enlightenment T-Shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e Sit your ass down and flip off serenity with the Fuck Enlightenment T-Shirt—a savage, orange-flamed Buddha silhouette locked in lotus, eyes closed in mock bliss, one hand raised in the universal “fuck you” gesture while the other rests like it’s daring the cosmos to do something about it. This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee wraps pure spiritual rebellion in buttery-soft comfort, perfect for meditation sessions that end in profanity, yoga classes where you’re the problem, or just remindin’ every fake guru and self-help scammer that some awakenings come with a side of “go fuck yourself.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Comfort\u003c\/strong\u003e The Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlattering Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEthically Crafted\u003c\/strong\u003e Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkin-Friendly Details\u003c\/strong\u003e The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric Blends\u003c\/strong\u003e Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for You\u003c\/strong\u003e Made for the ones who’ve chased nirvana long enough to realize it’s overrated, the ones who meditate just to get pissed off clearer, and anyone who wants their shirt to scream “I’ve found inner peace and it told me to fuck off” without sayin’ a word. Whether you’re sittin’ in silence thinkin’ dark thoughts, flowin’ through yoga while mentally roastin’ everyone, or just ownin’ the day with enlightened contempt, this soft, high-quality tee is your go-to for turnin’ heads, sparklin’ “what the hell?” stares, and remindin’ the world that some Buddhas don’t bless—they burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eWear the Fuck Enlightenment T-Shirt and let your middle-finger awakening shine—because peace is overrated, and fuckery is eternal.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44651530944557,"sku":"46246089669052703395","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":44651530977325,"sku":"88489338980494889798","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ S","offer_id":44651531010093,"sku":"30999961855375533850","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fuchsia \/ S","offer_id":44825180897325,"sku":"83393886229333129983","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44651531042861,"sku":"28093661172688310078","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":44651531075629,"sku":"16028223945331995642","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ M","offer_id":44651531108397,"sku":"20758803158775116631","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fuchsia \/ M","offer_id":44825180930093,"sku":"25755719270467381552","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44651531141165,"sku":"33363772056835927833","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":44651531173933,"sku":"20407388702021070457","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ L","offer_id":44651531206701,"sku":"68564762951857094787","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fuchsia \/ L","offer_id":44825180962861,"sku":"42565429379476831850","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44651531239469,"sku":"87168074049385358338","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":44651531272237,"sku":"22909318005470781207","price":22.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ XL","offer_id":44651531305005,"sku":"12349184219218002616","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fuchsia \/ XL","offer_id":44825180995629,"sku":"13390084011822853728","price":25.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44651531337773,"sku":"17012914788463535745","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44651531370541,"sku":"30319372480615001875","price":25.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":44651531403309,"sku":"33254361551593333522","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fuchsia \/ 2XL","offer_id":44825181028397,"sku":"17335106383313460062","price":28.76,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44651531436077,"sku":"16175910311452680019","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44651531468845,"sku":"25238622766319102981","price":28.06,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charity Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":44651531501613,"sku":"12337869362414101016","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fuchsia \/ 3XL","offer_id":44825181061165,"sku":"64087120889947013255","price":31.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/6327\/6589\/files\/grok-image-0e5296f2-97f5-4d20-9b08-9f165cbd38e0.jpg?v=1780397395","url":"https:\/\/highinthepines.com\/products\/zen-motherfucker","provider":"high in the pines","version":"1.0","type":"link"}