Divine Dismissal

Jesus Says Fuck Off T-Shirt

Nestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where even the savior’s got zero tolerance for bullshit, High in the Pines drops the Jesus Says Fuck Off T-Shirt — a grinning, halo-wearing Jesus flipping the dove with pure divine attitude.

Jesus Says Fuck Off T-Shirt This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Built for You For the ones who know even Jesus gets tired of the nonsense. Whether you’re blocking haters, shutting down drama, or just living with zero fucks left to give, this soft, high-quality tee lets you wear your divine middle finger loud and proud.

Wear the Jesus Says Fuck Off T-Shirt and let the holy dove do the talking.