Gobblin’ Like It’s Thanksgiving
Nestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where the nights get filthy and the only thing thicker than the air is the tension before the drop, High in the Pines unleashes the Cock Gobblin’ T-Shirt—a shameless, throat-deep declaration that says “yeah I do, and yeah I’m fuckin’ good at it.”
Cock Gobblin’ T-Shirt Own the art with the Cock Gobblin’ T-Shirt—a bold, no-regrets tee that celebrates the wet, relentless, gag-reflex-ignorin’ pursuit of pleasure. This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee wraps pure, unfiltered oral worship in buttery-soft comfort, perfect for post-glory flexin’, bar confessions where everyone pretends they’ve never been there, or just remindin’ the world that some mouths were made for more than talkin’.
Premium Comfort Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd², 142 g/m²), this lightweight, breathable fabric is ideal for steamy sessions, hungover brunches, or layering with a filthy grin. Fabric blends include: Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Flattering Fit Designed with a retail fit for both laid-back and semi-formal sin, featuring a classic crew neckline that pairs seamlessly with whatever (or whoever) you’re wearin’ tonight. Ribbed knit collars and tapered shoulders ensure a sharp silhouette, while dual side seams maintain shape through every deep-throat laugh.
Ethically Crafted Proudly produced by Bella+Canvas in the US and internationally, using humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable practices. Certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP, this tee matches your degenerate oral obsession with real-deal values.
Skin-Friendly Details A tear-away label eliminates irritation, lettin’ you rock the "Cock Gobblin’" energy with zero itch and maximum shameless swagger.
Built for You Tailored for the throat queens & kings who’ve turned “deep throat” into an art form, the ones who swallow pride along with everything else, and anyone who wants their shirt to scream “I gobble cock like it’s my job—and I’m employee of the month” without openin’ their mouth (because it’s probably still full). Whether you’re relivin’ the glory at the bar, flexin’ at brunch, or just ownin’ the day with zero fucks left for vanilla, this soft, high-quality tee is your go-to for turnin’ heads, sparklin’ knowing grins, and remindin’ the world that some skills are measured in inches, not words.
Wear the Cock Gobblin’ T-Shirt and let your throat legend status shine—because real ones don’t just talk about it… they prove it. 😈🍆💦