I Bury it Deep

Nestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where Halloween ain’t candy — it’s a shovel, a hard-on, and something going so deep it don’t see daylight again.

I Bury It Deep Forget the cute costume. You’re here to put it in the dirt and keep pumping till the hole’s a rumor. Mask on. Briefs strained. Shovel in one hand like the other job already finished and this one’s just the encore. They can call it a slasher bit. You know damn well it’s a stroke count. You don’t tease it. You don’t leave it shallow. You bury it to the hilt and let the ground take the secret. This shirt is for the freak who treats “deeper” like a threat and a compliment.

Premium Comfort Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric that stays soft while you stay nasty. Ash and Heather Prism colors run 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors hit 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather come in at 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Easy to wear. Hard to hide.

Flattering Fit Retail fit that sits tight enough to look guilty. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams that hold shape after a long, filthy night. Classic crew neck, short sleeve, unisex cut — church-clean cut, grave-dirty mouth.

Ethically Crafted Bella+Canvas. US and international. Humane. No-sweat-shop. Sustainable. Fair Labor Association. Platinum WRAP certified. The joke’s indecent. The factory isn’t.

Skin-Friendly Details Tear-away label so the only thing rubbing people wrong is the print. Sleeve prints and neck labels use DTF when fulfilled by OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey.

Built for You You’re the one who hears “bury it” and starts unbuckling. Horror slut. Dirt freak. The problem at the Halloween party who came to finish a job, not bob for apples.

Wear the I Bury It Deep and put it so far down they feel it in their throat.