Krismas Comes for the Wicked

Nestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where Christmas is a cover story and Krismas is collection night — the bells ain’t cheerful, the sack ain’t toys, and the nice list is just paperwork for people who never met the other guy.

Krismas Comes for the Wicked Santa sells the dream. Krampus runs the books. All year the wicked hide behind cookies, carols, and that tired lie that coal is as bad as it gets. Then the night drops, the switches come out, and the ones who had it coming find out the other list was never a joke. He doesn’t knock. He doesn’t leave a note. He takes what the year earned and walks it into the dark while the rest of the house pretends the tree still means mercy. This shirt is for the ones who always rooted for the collector.

Premium Comfort Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) fabric that stays easy while the story on it stays ugly. Ash and Heather Prism colors run 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors hit 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather come in at 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Soft cotton. Hard holiday.

Flattering Fit Retail fit for the bar, the party, and the dinner that goes quiet when you sit down. Ribbed knit collar. Tapered shoulders. Dual side seams that hold shape. Classic crew neck, short sleeve, unisex cut — clean enough to wear anywhere you’re willing to start shit.

Ethically Crafted Bella+Canvas. US and international. Humane. No-sweat-shop. Sustainable. Fair Labor Association. Platinum WRAP. The folklore’s savage. The factory isn’t.

Skin-Friendly Details Tear-away label. No itch stealing the scene. Sleeve prints and neck labels use DTF when fulfilled by OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey.

Built for You You’re the one who never bought the Santa sermon. Folklore sicko. Holiday heretic. The person who hears “merry Christmas” and wonders who didn’t make it to morning.

Wear the Krismas Comes for the Wicked and stop pretending coal was the punishment.