Krismas Comes for the Wicked Santa sells the dream. Krampus runs the books. All year the wicked hide behind cookies, carols, and that tired lie that coal is as bad as it gets. Then the night drops, the switches come out, and the ones who had it coming find out the other list was never a joke. He doesn’t knock. He doesn’t leave a note. He takes what the year earned and walks it into the dark while the house pretends the tree still means mercy. This sweatshirt is for the ones who always rooted for the collector.
Premium Comfort 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester (varies per color). Medium-heavy 8.25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²) 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face. Tight-knit winter weight that stays soft while the folklore stays ugly. Under 5% shrinkage — it won’t bail on you mid-season.
Flattering Fit Regular fit crew neck that runs true to size. Double-needle topstitch on all seams so it holds from the first frost through the last bad Christmas party. Warm. Stylish. No nice-list energy.
Ethically Crafted Recycled polyester in the blend. Tight-knit durability for a drop that’s supposed to last longer than December guilt. The monster’s on the shirt. Not in the spec sheet.
Skin-Friendly Details Tear-away label. No scratch stealing the scene.
Built for You You’re the heretic at Christmas dinner. Folklore sicko. Holiday problem. The one who hears “merry Christmas” and wonders who didn’t make it to morning.
Wear the Krismas Comes for the Wicked and stop pretending coal was the punishment.
