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Long Johns: Low Urinal Legend Tee

Long Johns: Low Urinal Legend Tee

$25.53
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Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
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Long Johns T-Shirt

Unfold your cheeky confidence with the Long Johns T-Shirt—a bold, hilarious tee that celebrates extra length with a playful urinal graphic featuring one noticeably lower! This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee combines naughty humor with unbeatable comfort, perfect for turning heads and sparking giggles.

Premium Comfort

Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd², 142 g/m²), this lightweight, breathable fabric is ideal for casual hangs, bold outings, or layering with a smirk. Fabric blends include:

  • Ash and Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather and Solid Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Flattering Fit

Designed with a retail fit for both laid-back and semi-formal vibes, featuring a classic crew neckline that pairs perfectly with your favorite accessories. Ribbed knit collars and tapered shoulders ensure a sharp silhouette, while dual side seams maintain shape through every wear.

Ethically Crafted

Proudly produced by Bella+Canvas in the US and internationally, using humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable practices. Certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP, this tee aligns with your values and cheeky spirit.

Skin-Friendly Details

A tear-away label eliminates irritation, letting you rock the "Long Johns" vibe with ease and confidence.

Built for You

With its witty three-urinal graphic (one extra low for that long advantage), this soft, high-quality tee is perfect for those who love a bold laugh and aren’t afraid to show off their sense of humor.

Wear the Long Johns T-Shirt and let your extra-long swagger steal the show!

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