The Map to Strength, No Shortcuts
Nestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where the butcher’s chart is gospel and the only thing rarer than mercy is a vegan in the smokehouse, High in the Pines drops the Chopped T-Shirt—a full-body beef map that turns every cut into a savage flex and every bite into a declaration of war on weak diets.
Chopped T-Shirt Claim the whole damn animal with the Chopped T-Shirt—a bold, red-watercolor cow diagram sliced into every primal cut, from tongue to oxtail, with labels that scream “I eat nose-to-tail and I’m not sorry.” This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee wraps pure carnivore supremacy in buttery-soft comfort, perfect for grill sessions that end in food comas, post-lift feasts, or just remindin’ every plant-pusher that real nutrition doesn’t come from a salad bar—it comes from the cuts nobody else has the guts to eat.
Premium Comfort The Bella Canvas 3001 is a classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee that fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time, and dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the Bella Canvas 3001 is a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that's breathable and easy to layer. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
Flattering Fit The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
Ethically Crafted Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
Skin-Friendly Details The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric Blends Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Built for You Tailored for the carnivore wolves who know the real map to strength is etched in blood and fat, the ones who eat cheek, shank, and everything in between, and anyone who wants their shirt to scream “I eat the whole animal and I’m better for it” without sayin’ a word. Whether you’re grillin’ ribeye at dawn, crushin’ sets with steak in your veins, or just ownin’ the day with zero tolerance for weak protein, this soft, high-quality tee is your go-to for turnin’ heads, sparklin’ envy, and remindin’ the world that some diets don’t save lives—they create them.
Wear the Chopped T-Shirt and let your nose-to-tail legend status shine—because real men don’t pick cuts… they take the whole damn cow.