The Map to Strength, No Shortcuts
Nestled in the wild, whisperin’ pines where the butcher’s chart is gospel and the only thing rarer than mercy is a vegan in the smokehouse, High in the Pines drops the Chopped Tank—a red-watercolor beef map that turns every cut into a savage flex and every bite into a declaration of war on weak diets.
Chopped Tank This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come—full-body cow diagram sliced into primal cuts, from tongue to oxtail, labels blazin’ in bold red like a butcher’s war cry that says “I eat nose-to-tail and I’m not sorry.” This tank is for the carnivores who know the real map to strength is etched in blood and fat, the ones who eat cheek, shank, and everything in between, and anyone who wants to wear “I take the whole damn cow” energy louder than a grill at full roar.
Premium Comfort 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors), light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)), supremely lightweight and breathable—built to move with you through every brutal set, post-lift feast, or smoke-filled backyard ritual.
Flattering Fit Retail fit that runs true to size, side seams provide structural support so it holds shape through sweat and sin, all bindings match the fabric for a clean finish, overall cut hugs the gains just right without holding you back.
Ethically Crafted Proudly produced by Bella+Canvas in the US and internationally with humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable practices. Fair Labor Association member and Platinum WRAP certified—this tank pairs your carnivore supremacy with real-world integrity.
Skin-Friendly Details Tear-away label means zero itch, zero bullshit—just pure, uninterrupted “Chopped” energy flowing through you.
Built for You Tailored for the meat-eaters who know the outer aisles are where the real food lives, the ones who treat every cut like a trophy, and anyone who wants their tank to scream “I eat the whole animal and I’m better for it” without sayin’ a word. Whether you’re grillin’ ribeye at dawn, crushin’ sets with steak in your veins, or just ownin’ the day with zero tolerance for weak protein, this soft, high-quality tank is your go-to for turnin’ heads, sparklin’ envy, and remindin’ the world that some diets don’t save lives—they create them.
Wear the Chopped Tank and let your nose-to-tail legend status shine—because real men don’t pick cuts… they take the whole damn cow